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Jul
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lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

(via elizabetheatrics)

Jul
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fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

(via starshipbistromath)

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(Source: danielodowd, via glorfindel)

Jul
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You know how, in your medical records, there are entries for known allergies, blood groups, organ donation choices, DNR, etc.?

Well, why isn’t there an opt-in/out entry for a zombie apocalypse? Because I feel like I should let the relevant parties know that, in case of a zombie apocalypse, I’m opting out. Who do you inform of these important life choices?

Jul
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  • Brazil: we came out to have a good time and hones-[Germany scores again]
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kickassfanfic:

jhameia:

2damnfeisty:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

To all my followers, please reblog. cosbyykidd imma add this to my queue, we gon’ get yo ass to Disney. lmao

BOOOOOOST 

Followers, please note: I am going to reblog this every time it shows up on my dash. EVERY. TIME. I’m gonna tag it #cosbyykidd goes to Disney but I would really encourage you to boost it because why the heck not? We can get him a million five in a matter of DAYS. Make it happen!

kickassfanfic:

jhameia:

2damnfeisty:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

To all my followers, please reblog. cosbyykidd imma add this to my queue, we gon’ get yo ass to Disney. lmao

BOOOOOOST 

Followers, please note: I am going to reblog this every time it shows up on my dash. EVERY. TIME. I’m gonna tag it #cosbyykidd goes to Disney but I would really encourage you to boost it because why the heck not? We can get him a million five in a matter of DAYS. Make it happen!

(via babbleismysuperpower)

Jun
30th
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cheekyfootball:

rmaforlife:

effortlessly cool 

Can he be my dad?

(Source: la-vecchia-signora, via colinmorgan)

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guiapepper:

saltbay:

ladamania:

Awesome Pacific Rim Valentines by Benjamin Dewey (via his twitter)

P.S. you can buy the whole set of 30 valentines at Benjamin’s Etsy Shop.

KAIJULIET AND ROMEO BLUE oh my god

Oh my goodness these are so cute!!!

(via rosieroti)

Jun
23rd
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rosieroti:

richardarmitageforever:

{inspiration}

The Hobbit: Modern AU

↳ Following the death of his grandfather, Thorin Oakenshield is set to take over as head of the company, or so he thought. Smaug, a multi-millionaire from the north, has brought the company to ruin in his abscence, and taken its riches. With the help of his companions, he sets off to take back the company, but Smaug is not the only one standing in his way.

As someone who has a business degree and is also an artist, I can say without a doubt that this is one of the most creative and well made AU! graphic arts representation of The Hobbit in here. It is utter perfection!

"Smaug, the unassessably wealthy." my word.

(Source: aoife1108)